English

Noun

fart in a windstorm ‎(plural farts in a windstorm or farts in windstorms)

1. (idiomatic, mildly vulgar) Something utterly insignificant, ineffective, or fleeting.
   • 2004, David Unger, Life in the Damn Tropics, ISBN 9780299200541, p. 62 (Google preview):

     [I]t vanished like a fart in a windstorm.

   • 2005 May 9, Phil Rockstroh, "Running On Fumes," swans.com (retrieved 8 Aug 2015):

     [W]e might hear of the declining profits of GM, or rising oil prices, or the latest pronouncements from Alan Greenspan (all of which are of less consequence to the long-term order of the universe than a gnat fart in a windstorm).

   • 2013, Carl Douglass, Saga of a Neurosurgeon Series Book Six: The Vulture and the Phoenix (ebook), ISBN 9781594333620, ch. 6 (Google preview):

     “It didn't do no more good than a fart in a windstorm.”

   • 2014, July 28, Kim Bolan, "B.C. Red Scorpion and associates arrested in Alberta (comment by rowdyroddypimper)," Vancouver Sun (Canada) (retrieved 8 Aug 2015):

     Like a fart in a windstorm so are the days of their lives.