English

Alternative forms

• crotchfruit

Noun

crotch fruit ‎(countable and uncountable, plural crotch fruits)

1. (slang, derogatory) A child; offspring.
   • 2000 October 27, Brenda Bolliver, “Serves her right”, in alt.support.childfree.moderated, Usenet:

     Who in their right freaking mind would take a 30-hour flight with ANY child, let alone an infant in diapers! […] I would hate to have been a passenger on that plane with her and her poop factory crotch fruit!

   • 2003, Nancy K. Stade, The Desert Crop, Lulu.com (2003), ISBN 9781847289100, page 31:

     "My patients read so much **** they think they can't make a crotch fruit after they turn thirty," […]

   • 2011, Eric Peters, Road Hogs: Detroit's Big, Beautiful Luxury Performance Cars of the 1960s and 1970s, MBI Publishing (2011), ISBN 9780760337646, page 137:

     A time existed when wagons weren't wimpy crotch-fruit conveyances — or SUVs suffering from an identity crisis.

Synonyms

• See also Wikisaurus:child.

Quotations

• For more examples of usage of this term, see Citations:crotch fruit.

See also

• Appendix:American Dialect Society most outrageous words of the year
• sperm blossom
• fruit of one's loins